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The Confederated States of New Inglaterra

“Deus Benedicit Nobis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: New Western Empire

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New Inglaterra

Population2.695 billion

CapitalNova Londinium
LeaderConsul Jennings
FaithCatholicism

CurrencySterling
AnimalLion

The Confederated States of New Inglaterra is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul Jennings with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.695 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Londinium. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth 502 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,616 Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Inglaterra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Inglaterra is ranked 85,674th in the world and 189th in New Western Empire for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 408thTop
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Most Armed: 2,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,776thMost Devout: 4,261stRudest Citizens: 5,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,398thHighest Average Incomes: 7,669thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,218thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,620thLargest Governments: 8,928thLowest Crime Rates: 9,201stTop
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Best Weather: 10,126thLargest Black Market: 10,455thMost Developed: 10,909thLargest Mining Sector: 11,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,911thHealthiest Citizens: 16,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,277thLargest Retail Industry: 16,321stSmartest Citizens: 17,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,668th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Average: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : New Inglaterra's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : New Inglaterra's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : New Inglaterra's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in New Inglaterra, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : New Inglaterra's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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