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The Republic of New Jamgra

“Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc” Mr Magoo

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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New Jamgra

Population1.177 billion

CapitalNew Jamgra City
LeaderMr Magoo

CurrencySquid
AnimalBulldog

The Republic of New Jamgra is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Magoo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.177 billion New Jamgrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jamgra City. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jamgran economy, worth 231 trillion Squids a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,808 Squids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jamgra's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Jamgra is ranked 48,142nd in the world and 2,351st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,817.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108thMost Influential: 436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 708thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,446thMost Secular: 2,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,259thFattest Citizens: 3,369thMost Avoided: 3,734thLargest Retail Industry: 4,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,080thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,257thLargest Mining Sector: 5,316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,406thHighest Average Incomes: 6,528thLargest Black Market: 6,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,948thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,004thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,582ndTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,861stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,731stLowest Crime Rates: 17,468thMost Efficient Economies: 18,764thMost Conservative: 19,301stLargest Governments: 20,289thMost Developed: 20,426th
Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Secular: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionMost Avoided: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the regionLargest Black Market: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 322nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 346th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 448th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 557th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th in the regionRudest Citizens: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 760th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 790th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 836th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 884th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 899th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients.
  • : New Jamgra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : New Jamgra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".

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