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The Commonwealth of New Kiwis

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Right to Life

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New Kiwis

Population3.67 billion

CapitalMuffin
FaithChristianity

CurrencyNew Zealand Dollar
AnimalKiwi

The Commonwealth of New Kiwis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.67 billion New Kiwisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kiwisian economy, worth 645 trillion New Zealand Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,753 New Zealand Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

You can't spell society without CIS, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Kiwis's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Kiwis is ranked 11,111th in the world and 9th in Right to Life for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 375.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,472ndTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,107thLargest Retail Industry: 4,915thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,851stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,991stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,718thNicest Citizens: 7,913thMost Cultured: 8,438thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,597thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,235thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,439thHighest Average Incomes: 10,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,337thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 13,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,696thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,022ndMost Developed: 14,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,378thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,522ndHighest Food Quality: 15,765thSafest: 15,911thMost Influential: 16,658thHealthiest Citizens: 16,996thMost Patriotic: 18,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,998thLowest Crime Rates: 26,195th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kiwis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : New Kiwis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : New Kiwis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, you can't spell society without CIS.
  • : New Kiwis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kiwis, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Salty Seadog, Campos das Vertentes, and LDS Church.

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