Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 9.574 billion |
Capital | Greater Kowloon Metropolis |
Leader | Jasmine Shing |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Bay Dollar |
Animal | Dolphin of the Skies |
The Pulse of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.574 billion Kowloonis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 5,104 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 533,179 Bay Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, they say that Jasmine Shing's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.
New Kowloon Bay is ranked 310,201st in the world and 1,525th in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.4 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Republic of Cobi.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Monarchical Federation of Spain.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Mahdrid.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Kingdom of Elvorian.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Principality of New Khia Helis.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Holy Empire of Stoopy.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Republic of Fjordenland.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The British Republic of Britashia.
- : New Kowloon Bay endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Moravian-Silesian Kingdom.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Federal Republic of West Alta.
World Assembly
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