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The Blue Matriarchy of New Lapis Lazuli

“Why So Blue?”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The United Empires of Carson

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New Lapis Lazuli

Population5.877 billion

CapitalMask City
LeaderLapis Lazuli

CurrencyLupine
AnimalPumpkin

The Blue Matriarchy of New Lapis Lazuli is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lapis Lazuli with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.877 billion Lazulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mask City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazulian economy, worth 604 trillion Lupines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,774 Lupines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, there's a bright dawn ahead for New Lapis Lazuli, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lapis Lazuli's national animal is the Pumpkin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lapis Lazuli is ranked 177,088th in the world and 13th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Stationary, with 84.91191093412 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,556thMost Developed: 10,746thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,273rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,777thMost Secular: 11,914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,213thBest Weather: 12,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,570thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,000thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,986thLowest Crime Rates: 15,882ndMost Pacifist: 16,364thSmartest Citizens: 19,187thMost Efficient Economies: 21,624thLargest Governments: 22,464thHighest Food Quality: 26,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,489th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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