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The Marxist-Spartacist States of New Lonopolian Empire

“Only Collectivism protects the individual” Chairman Manitiblisthulistae

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Leftist Assembly


New Lonopolian Empire

Population15.757 billion

Capitalh'Japtul Citej
LeaderChairman Manitiblisthulistae
FaithState Agnosticism

CurrencyLonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizsta

The Marxist-Spartacist States of New Lonopolian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Manitiblisthulistae with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.757 billion Lonopolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of h'Japtul Citej. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lonopolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,868 trillion Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,074 Lonopoli'i Nuevezs Vlizstas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lonopolian Empire's national animal is the Ligher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Agnosticism.

New Lonopolian Empire is ranked 2,453rd in the world and 7th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,652.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 861stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,534thLargest Governments: 1,787thBest Weather: 1,887thLowest Crime Rates: 2,148thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,602ndMost Developed: 2,822ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,160thMost Influential: 3,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,411thMost Cultured: 3,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,869thSmartest Citizens: 4,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,988thMost Inclusive: 5,012thHighest Economic Output: 5,176thMost Efficient Economies: 5,282ndMost Armed: 7,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,330thHighest Average Incomes: 8,803rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,193rdLargest Populations: 15,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,039thMost Secular: 17,638thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,545thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,765thSafest: 23,403rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the region

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