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The City-State of New Lower Manhattan

“World's largest city since 2080”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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New Lower Manhattan

Population22.207 billion

CapitalNew Lower Manhattan
LeaderThe Director
Faithnone

CurrencyNLM credit
Animaldeath monster

The City-State of New Lower Manhattan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.207 billion Manhattanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lower Manhattan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Manhattanite economy, worth an astonishing 12,133 trillion NLM credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 546,384 NLM credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,096,042 per year while the poor average 5,190, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Manhattanite language, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, Manhattanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Death monster Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Lower Manhattan's national animal is the death monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

New Lower Manhattan is ranked 325,739th in the world and 14,534th in Balder for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -16.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 42ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 62ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thLargest Gambling Industry: 74thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77thHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rdFattest Citizens: 97thMost Avoided: 97thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 134thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 188thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 271stHighest Average Incomes: 340thMost Ignorant Citizens: 475thLargest Retail Industry: 535thRudest Citizens: 565thHighest Economic Output: 600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 789thMost Secular: 799thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,554thMost Efficient Economies: 2,669thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,430thMost Armed: 11,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,203rdLargest Populations: 15,307thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,300thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,363rdMost Patriotic: 21,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,048thLargest Black Market: 24,453rdMost Pro-Market: 28,735th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 324th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 528th in the regionMost Armed: 694th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 817th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 989th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Lower Manhattan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Death monster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, Manhattanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Manhattanite language.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, The Director often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, weather reports simply advise Manhattanites to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.

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