Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 22.207 billion |
Capital | New Lower Manhattan |
Leader | The Director |
Faith | none |
Currency | NLM credit |
Animal | death monster |
The City-State of New Lower Manhattan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.207 billion Manhattanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lower Manhattan. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Manhattanite economy, worth an astonishing 12,133 trillion NLM credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 546,384 NLM credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,096,042 per year while the poor average 5,190, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Manhattanite language, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, Manhattanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Death monster Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Lower Manhattan's national animal is the death monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.
New Lower Manhattan is ranked 325,739th in the world and 14,534th in Balder for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -16.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Lower Manhattan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Death monster Sea.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, Manhattanites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Manhattanite language.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, The Director often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, weather reports simply advise Manhattanites to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in New Lower Manhattan, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.