The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lucian Pius Aurelius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.148 billion New Luciannovans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth a remarkable 4,997 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 380,091 New Luciannovan Denarii, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,222,504 per year while the poor average 89,507, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Luciannova is ranked 18,286^th in the world and 17^th in Covenant Shores for Most Patriotic, with 54.12 flags saluted per person per day.