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The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta

“Felix mendacium mendacio veritatem libertas seruitute” High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Interdimensional Community


New Makasta

Population3.642 billion

LeaderHigh Supreme General Hoszt Enisin

CurrencyDelta eagle

The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.642 billion Makastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 384,515 Delta eagles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,351,381 per year while the poor average 27,674, a ratio of 85.0 to 1.

Billions of Delta eagles are being blown on orbital weapons development, High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Makasta is ranked 2,976th in the world and 1st in The Interdimensional Community for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 183.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 394thLargest Insurance Industry: 466thLargest Retail Industry: 549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 560thLargest Mining Sector: 629thMost Subsidized Industry: 691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 722ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 777thHighest Average Incomes: 777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 797thMost Corrupt Governments: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 903rdMost Avoided: 978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,250thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,290thLowest Crime Rates: 1,376thLargest Black Market: 1,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,625thFattest Citizens: 1,643rdTop
Most Secular: 1,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,976thRudest Citizens: 3,069thLargest Governments: 3,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,951stSmartest Citizens: 5,767thMost Conservative: 7,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,751stTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,262ndHighest Economic Output: 10,825thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,993rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,929th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the region

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