The Confederal Republic of New Philippine Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.3 billion New Philippine Federationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 5,031 trillion Pisoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,878 Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, New Philippine Federation's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Federation's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Philippine Federation is ranked 117,690^th in the world and 2,145^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,349.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.