The Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.568 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astroberg. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 10,012 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 363,180 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Rogernomics's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, Mark Rosendale's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 1,126^th in the world and 55^th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11,882.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.