The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.568 billion New Rogernomicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 12,404 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 369,521 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 1,190^th in the world and 38^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,754.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.