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The Free Commune State of New Russsia

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Leftist Assembly


New Russsia

Population8.033 billion

LeaderJulius Caeservich

CurrencyEuro Pound

The Free Commune State of New Russsia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julius Caeservich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.033 billion New russsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Russsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Euro Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,541 Euro Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on New russsians's kindness, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Russsia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Russsia is ranked 237,043rd in the world and 471st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,057thLowest Crime Rates: 2,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,405thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,829thBest Weather: 2,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,523rdLargest Governments: 4,157thMost Influential: 4,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,456thMost Developed: 4,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,714thSafest: 5,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,795thSmartest Citizens: 8,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,365thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,252ndMost Cultured: 10,753rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,023rdHighest Economic Output: 17,444thMost Pacifist: 17,659thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,231stMost Income Equality: 21,626thMost Secular: 22,794th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the region

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