The Fameis Jameis Winston of New Stonkopolis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fameis Jameis Winston with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.704 billion Jameis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fameis Jameis economy, worth 744 trillion Footballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,319 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tax avoidance is a serious affair, the people's love for Fameis Jameis Winston is little more than self-preservation, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Crab Legs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Crabite.

New Stonkopolis is ranked 160,434^th in the world and 48^th in The new Atlantic federation frontier for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 702 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.