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The Luxembourgish Nation of New Swaraelia

“Praise be to our Luxembourgish overlords!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: New World Alliance


New Swaraelia

Population3.558 billion

CapitalLuxembourg City
LeaderHenri Albert Guillaume


The Luxembourgish Nation of New Swaraelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Henri Albert Guillaume with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.558 billion Luxembourgish enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg City. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luxembourger economy, worth 497 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,894 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the justice of New Swaraelia is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Swaraelia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Swaraelia is ranked 104,378th in the world and 13th in New World Alliance for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 272ndMost Devout: 921stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,399thNicest Citizens: 5,161stHealthiest Citizens: 5,335thBest Weather: 6,616thMost Developed: 7,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,185thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,898thMost Pacifist: 10,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,828thMost Inclusive: 11,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,356thSmartest Citizens: 12,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,188thLowest Crime Rates: 14,360thHighest Average Incomes: 14,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,331stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,672nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

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