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The Grand Emirati Republic of New Swaraelia

“عيشي بلادي” Khalifa al-Zayed

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The 1st Entente


New Swaraelia

Population5.143 billion

LeaderKhalifa al-Zayed

CurrencyPound Sterling

The Grand Emirati Republic of New Swaraelia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Khalifa al-Zayed with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.143 billion Swaraenistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberredo. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staniswaraeli economy, worth 825 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,495 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown. New Swaraelia's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

New Swaraelia is ranked 190,746th in the world and 38th in The 1st Entente for Most Stationary, with 7.35668279172 Days.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 568thMost Devout: 618thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,834thHealthiest Citizens: 5,117thNicest Citizens: 5,397thLargest Mining Sector: 5,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,197thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,468thMost Efficient Economies: 9,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,590thMost Developed: 9,813thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,079thHighest Average Incomes: 11,309thSmartest Citizens: 11,713thLargest Retail Industry: 11,806thLowest Crime Rates: 14,200thBest Weather: 15,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,436thHighest Economic Output: 20,445th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

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