The Free Federal Republic of New Tejancen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Federal council with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.851 billion Tejancenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tejancen City. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The powerhouse Tejancenian economy, worth 420 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,643 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, The Federal council has killer fashion sense, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tejancen's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Tejancen is ranked 232,832^nd in the world and 2^nd in Szabadsag for Nudest, with 85.5 cheeks per square mile.