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The People's Republic of New United Common-lands

“I wanna live like Common People” Jezza Corbyn

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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New United Common-lands

Population2.207 billion

CapitalHot Socialists
LeaderJezza Corbyn

CurrencyCommon Pound
AnimalDove

The People's Republic of New United Common-lands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jezza Corbyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.207 billion New United Common-landsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hot Socialists. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New United Common-landsian economy, worth 383 trillion Common Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,550 Common Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, New United Common-landsian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New United Common-lands's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New United Common-lands is ranked 237,494th in the world and 100th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 3.67 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 1,244thMost Pacifist: 1,275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,198thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,548thSafest: 2,607thNicest Citizens: 2,713thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,426thMost Inclusive: 3,562ndMost Developed: 3,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,057thMost Influential: 4,187thLargest Governments: 4,217thHealthiest Citizens: 4,249thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,846thSmartest Citizens: 4,941stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,107thLowest Crime Rates: 5,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,062ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,453rdNudest: 6,473rdBest Weather: 6,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,990thMost Efficient Economies: 8,241stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,258thHighest Average Incomes: 10,001stMost Cultured: 10,659thTop
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Most Politically Free: 17,069thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,100th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, New United Common-landsian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in New United Common-lands, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.

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