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The United Federation of New Zealandinia

“God I Love the Federation...” Prime Minister Cedir Kei

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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New Zealandinia

Population1.961 billion

CapitalIrelandinia
LeaderPrime Minister Cedir Kei

CurrencyZealandinian Dollar
AnimalKiwi Bird

The United Federation of New Zealandinia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cedir Kei with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.961 billion New Zealandinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irelandinia. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Zealandinian economy, worth 234 trillion Zealandinian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,456 Zealandinian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, glamping New Zealandinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Zealandinia's national animal is the Kiwi Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Zealandinia is ranked 1,500th in the world and 907th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 104 Valid Endorsements.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,500thTop
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Most Influential: 2,266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,889thNicest Citizens: 4,330thMost Pacifist: 4,537thMost Inclusive: 5,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,851stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,206thMost Secular: 7,153rdBest Weather: 7,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,114thMost Developed: 8,272ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,731stSafest: 8,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,904thSmartest Citizens: 10,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,297thMost Cultured: 11,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,145thLowest Crime Rates: 13,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,590th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 241st in the regionNicest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Pacifist: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 324th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 337th in the regionMost Secular: 368th in the regionBest Weather: 397th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 430th in the regionTop
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Safest: 466th in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 478th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 479th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 587th in the regionMost Cultured: 588th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 600th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionMost Influential: 720th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 730th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Zealandinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, glamping New Zealandinians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : New Zealandinia was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
  • : New Zealandinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, the horniness of the great-horned Kiwi Bird is considered a national priority.

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