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The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy


Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Neo Asia


Newark Aristocracy

Population3.744 billion

CapitalNewark City
LeaderKohan the 8th


The Nobody of Newark Aristocracy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kohan the 8th with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.744 billion Monarchians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 629 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,054 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Kohan the 8th is little more than self-preservation, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, only Kohan the 8th's friends count in the eyes of the government, and rumor has it that Kohan the 8th has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DEATism.

Newark Aristocracy is ranked 186,926th in the world and 1st in Neo Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.98 Obesity Rate.

Most Inclusive: 2,516thNicest Citizens: 3,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,351stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,419thMost Efficient Economies: 4,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,274thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,517thRudest Citizens: 5,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,856thMost Developed: 6,170thSmartest Citizens: 6,754thMost Cultured: 6,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,134thLowest Crime Rates: 7,137thLargest Governments: 7,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,619thHighest Average Incomes: 10,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,097thTop
Best Weather: 10,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,371stHealthiest Citizens: 12,751stLargest Retail Industry: 14,954thMost Secular: 16,806thMost Pacifist: 17,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,194th

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