The Most Serene Republic of Newer East New Zealand is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.665 billion Newer East New Zealandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Auckland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The thriving Newer East New Zealandian economy, worth 683 trillion new credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,863 new credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, a bureaucratic fight over NENZIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer East New Zealand's national animal is the flighted kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newer East New Zealand is ranked 215,622^nd in the world and 11^th in Yertania City for Nudest, with 100.5 cheeks per square mile.