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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!” THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population16.894 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.894 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,919 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,818 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 670th in the world and 468th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 183 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 670thMost Efficient Economies: 757thMost Influential: 1,073rdTop
Most Stationary: 1,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,602ndBest Weather: 2,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,811thMost Developed: 2,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,425thLowest Crime Rates: 3,558thHighest Economic Output: 3,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,328thMost Devout: 4,471stLargest Governments: 4,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,040thSmartest Citizens: 5,345thHealthiest Citizens: 5,685thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,202ndLargest Populations: 7,725thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,643rdMost Cultured: 8,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,546thMost Inclusive: 9,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,397thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,745thLargest Black Market: 14,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,815th
Most Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359th in the regionLargest Black Market: 375th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 410th in the regionMost Influential: 415th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 424th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 468th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 528th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 565th in the regionMost Inclusive: 572nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 690th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 736th in the regionNudest: 760th in the regionMost Average: 873rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 183 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, New Phyrreus, Kelvaros Prime, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Alice Gardens, SORT, Pallaith, Cloydicia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Herzliyya, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Ice and Tinian, Ainsworth, Abiswashyo-bhumi, and 133 others.Eglise Sainte Eve, Maott, Ozstan, Atain, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Govornia, Northern Glory, Lower Nubia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Empy, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, New Pruessen, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, New Bremerton, Niradans, Spartoptia, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Valhalla123, Kobagia, Rosewood-, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Federation Terra Australis, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, The South Falls, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Joodey, Guer Aike, Fayyayid, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Sea Ghost, Pleroma Sans Romans, Soviet Terran, Rydeum, Aratani, Victoriaans Nederlands, Kaosjr, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Yummy Blubber, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Orado, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Utopicican, Runeda, Daiz, Sockmanland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, Dramanian, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Abject Ludicrosity, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Racoda, Ponantine, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Tamgu, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Marxist Luxembourg, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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