The Empire of NewIberia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alfonso XV The Cruel with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.325 billion NewIberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Toledo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NewIberian economy, worth 165 trillion Imperial Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,962 Imperial Reais, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", babies are a small but significant export, the NewIberian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NewIberia's national animal is the Iberian Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Catholicism.

NewIberia is ranked 308,479^th in the world and 3,624^th in the West Pacific for Nudest, with 7.5 cheeks per square mile.