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The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7

“Long Live the Junta of Carriebean!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Cobalt Network

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Newne Carriebean7

Population18.446 billion

CapitalCarriebean City
LeaderSpencer Cook
FaithCommunist Catholicism

CurrencySai
AnimalFatty

The Revolutionary Military Junta of Newne Carriebean7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Spencer Cook with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.446 billion Carriebeaners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carriebean City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Carriebeanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,022 trillion Sais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,129 Sais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newne Carriebean7's national animal is the Fatty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communist Catholicism.

Newne Carriebean7 is ranked 11,356th in the world and 1st in Cobalt Network for Most Stationary, with 2,158.89609747228 days.

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Most Devout: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 71stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89thMost Ignorant Citizens: 93rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rdMost Corrupt Governments: 145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Black Market: 226thLargest Mining Sector: 286thMost Avoided: 302ndMost Armed: 377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 406thFattest Citizens: 413thMost Primitive: 501stLargest Insurance Industry: 507thHighest Average Incomes: 512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529thHighest Poor Incomes: 791stRudest Citizens: 864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 911thHighest Economic Output: 1,062ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,457thLargest Governments: 1,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,271stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,851stLargest Retail Industry: 4,976thNudest: 7,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,379thMost Stationary: 11,356thMost Influential: 11,541stMost Efficient Economies: 12,975thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,851stMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,608th

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