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The Free Land of Newpromisedland

“The government of each man by himself”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population10.506 billion



The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.506 billion Newpromisedlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,256 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 53,269th in the world and 2,291st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,479.37 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37thMost Influential: 156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 380thMost Inclusive: 562ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 682ndRudest Citizens: 787thLargest Retail Industry: 801stLargest Publishing Industry: 832ndSafest: 1,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,494thMost Cultured: 1,586thSmartest Citizens: 1,634thMost Efficient Economies: 1,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,956thLargest Governments: 2,234thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,281stMost Developed: 2,350thNicest Citizens: 2,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,708thHighest Average Incomes: 3,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,511thHighest Economic Output: 5,142ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,962ndBest Weather: 6,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,107thMost Pacifist: 9,503rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,929thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,547thMost Secular: 17,010thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,107th
Least Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Politically Free: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 204th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 270th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 281st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 312th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 354th in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 394th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 402nd in the regionLargest Populations: 467th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 542nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 548th in the regionMost Stationary: 654th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 808th in the regionMost Secular: 870th in the region

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