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The Free Land of Newpromisedland

“The government of each man by himself”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Newpromisedland

Population8.124 billion

CapitalBehem

Currencysiqlu
AnimalBehemoth

The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.124 billion Newpromisedlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 244,918 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 6,331st in the world and 373rd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.29 Years.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 224thMost Inclusive: 718thLargest Publishing Industry: 754thMost Rebellious Youth: 763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 807thRudest Citizens: 1,037thLargest Retail Industry: 1,163rdMost Cultured: 1,223rdSmartest Citizens: 1,493rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,926thMost Developed: 2,103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,677thHighest Average Incomes: 3,040thLargest Governments: 3,752ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,273rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,167thMost Efficient Economies: 5,211thNicest Citizens: 5,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,479thHighest Economic Output: 6,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,331stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,743rdMost Armed: 7,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,308thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,679thMost Politically Free: 10,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,140thNudest: 12,480thHighest Drug Use: 12,672ndMost Secular: 12,699thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,681stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,027th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 173rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 217th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 255th in the regionMost Politically Free: 264th in the regionMost Armed: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 312th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 370th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 373rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406th in the regionLargest Populations: 489th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 489th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 492nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 498th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 536th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 539th in the regionMost Secular: 671st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 701st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 505 » Pallaith, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Corfad, New Bremerton, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Buckerino, Sundred, Lunallian, El Fiji Grande, Kubrostavsria, Koda-Land, Amauri, Kulgatha, Niradans, Spartoptia, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Orven, Pinguioris, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Manticore utopia, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Austro Germanic Union, Chukstik Illahi, Valhalla123, Babacar, Prydania, Amerian States, Arstungry, Steraz, The Rhein States, East Supple Lund, Western Vapia, The Discipled, Torakuen, Cloydicia, and 455 others.New Pruessen, Wunderstrafanstalt, Beladev, Choistan, Central Ryal, Holy Oranz, United Draconia, Kalimora Aire, Renzic, Blackphir, Phoronu, Shadowrik, Acrabinnia, Antiyard, Dreylus, United Kahndaq, Zokk, Sunto, Ausnakulia, BrightFutures, AGoodPlace, Kuda1, The Serdey Islands, Infinitis, Dawn Guard, Lectionstan, Tianqing, Plumas, Calamazo, Diodone, Plasir Grand, Breduria, The Transhuman Union, Revolutionary Sealand, French Bananastan, Northern Glory, Govornia, Magorostan, Minuda, Camarthen, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Universal State Formula, The Gamer Party, Sinelona, Utopotia, WhyNotRepublic, Karazan, Musselshell, Bojacks and Jills, Arimbia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Jasminlandia, Ethnon, SORT, Nuova Belgica, Humptalumpta, Vexilia, Soviet Terran, Helix Labs, Ara Antrizuls, Warsaw-Halicz, Indiana Hoosier nation, Fantasque, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, Yemet, Palisede, The Reorganized Sith Empire, Former English Colony, Vivanco, General COE, East Wushen, Empy, Agharya, Zupla, Fun time land of Fun, Indo-Pacifica, The Iron Lions, ISOP, Aroa, Montarc, Tarr-Nation, Ibiscaton, LostLegion, JAOECW536, David Davidson, Frances Francis the First of France, Mount Timbers, Kyrianian, Hrysos, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, North Armatas, Rosewood-, Heken, Heminaw, Wooleystan, Venezuelia, Kokomo Island, Old Emporia, Detrivania, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Kasazzastan, Moose repupblic, Habanan, Neo Hungarica, United States of Americanas, Dopeland420, New Austra, Vincone Cae, Panama Coalition, Partax, Potatolandium, Lower Nubia, New Eleria, Wilkshire, Necromonia, Kalatona, Kelvaros Prime, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Federation Terra Australis, Oktavio, Texas States, Sil Dorsett, Elevation, Yubadai, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Phualand, Sile Maungistan, Ice and Tinian, Willifusland, Gilakistan, Mariadne, Cool game nation, Bonjoura, Dyrenell, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Votak Matim, Pradovnia, Azzarel, Moubarakistan, Zumlandia, United Asgardian States, Nexia, Unsophisticate, The Bloodline of the Angels, Riversedge, Daiz, Kuveria, Ecronentia, Omnistria, Dadastan Archipelago, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Arzenoa, Guer Aike, The Bureaucratic Territories, United States of Medford, Itallitopia, Dreadton, Amestris-Britannia, Avemterra, Burkdiea, Marxist Luxembourg, Highton Islands, Analomink, New Phyrreus, Outer Egorniand, Yummy Blubber, Jefffliu, Napnomadia, Kanlidia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Neo Colorado, Orenmark, Mesherica, Pruznia, Surikatia, New Aka UNIA Lance, Virgilintia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Dylanana, Elgaland-Vargaland, Ninjak30, Xentherida, The Pantheons, The Sinclarian Provinces, The English Alliance, The South Falls, Maott, Odrinia, Joodey, Pasargad, Amancar, Holy Marcus Empire, Kolorland, Dicko, Fascist Democracy, Velon, Fizban, Changjo, Alunya, Orado, Dillhole Land, Ainsworth, Saint Alaric, Ozstan, Ateala, Drusselstein, Atain, Fengate, Asgardira, Illichiana, New us ville, The AP Republic, Keelut, Ieprus, Union of Austria-Hungary, Get Away From Me, The West United States, Aetulia, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Sacrento, New Pacifian Territory, Toshavo III, Brettenia, Solmetria, Demosora, Q w e r t y, Arquan, Egalico, Elder Realms, Raseus, Nordic-British Union, Eslua, VNA, Elianzonia, Saimatsu, ZimRobwe, Ischyri Thelis, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Fayyayid, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Aeolist, Saturns Edge, Guslantis, Cobrakia, Spunkland, Angwayster, Zankioa, Novare Res, Advancia-Sizzletown, Lazadonil, San Xavier, Sagrada Britannia, Beta Centauri B3, Norostilors, HereIsPotato, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Cairnben, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Yugobatania, Dorgus, Of Jasper, Isle of Kirue, Narwhal, Storland, Eastalandia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Willisonvilledaleton, Moisus, Viridiann, California but Worse, PembrokeLand, Rydeum, The Seven Shed Skins, Republic of New Atlantis, Unimaginable Doom, Scrisix, Wisconsota, Ejhsa, Lanctre, New Caeitanordia, Lnua, Bananoonza, Katiks Rack, Rkainjel, Haor Chall, Pauliestien, Centromuria, Aldros, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Virillum, Abject Ludicrosity, Webvania, Pomur, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ledgington, Ikea Rike, Legendsland, Hileville, Aeviternus, Aratani, Republic of Naya, Scrubbertalia, British Pacific Islands, Eylstadt Izetta, Loutsland, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Tejasia, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Elestrum, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, Antityranicals, Austurasia, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Xzavia-Hjar, The Soviet States of Europe, Glurponia, Eternal Dreams, Kromi, Hatakulamatakatak, Medicas, The Jerichowan Country, Of Many, Marmiedon, Amaganset, Debussy, Great Javadwipa, Alesya, Landnovia, Scientific empire, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Bopolisc, New Avian, Death By Astonishment, Mendgremar, Seenvorland, Runeda, Lader Draia, Utopicican, Princely Irbis, The Panamanian Union, Sankami, The Union of Workers Councils, Valtenia, Alcaryia, Solidair, Hypsizygustessellatus, Velly, Sockmanland, Ostrolia, Etrurica, Dramanian, Lordelles, The Tampa Bay Rays, Concordare, Miamington, Cuyan, New Octicarg, Gooood Tiiimes, Equine Dues, Malvad, Union of the Oriental States, PotatoFarmers, Arkenistan, Magnificum dominum saeva, New Flos, Youssath, Rocra Solast, New Duna, Kenatara, Banabistan, Preble, Tmth, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Tellavinna, Pheonisland, DarMassalit, Chile Libertario, Atle Fan, Brazilian Dream, Grimandia, Nouvelle Libertalia, Troopersorder66, Bidragistan, Vernest Quill, Maselia, Duerrlewang, Lesbian Femdom, Sova Scotia, Randbourne, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Some Random TNP Nation, Chavennia, Metracia, Quebekistand, Malabor Tor, Csa Naraxi, Mapoleon, McMasterdonia, Espanto, Pleonea, Fredericksborg, Idumetala, Solskjar, Western Kellaveesione, Frie Annium, Warcaa, The Real Ram Ranch, Delmak, U S Eh, Grand Gothia, Ivy Rekkia, Karlinter, Freyford, NationWave, Lower Briel Guanzapolia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Pollos Othe, Holdac, Oolah kooshie, The Notorious Mad Jack, New Hanktopia, Zozanio, Racoda, Taki Taki, Alusten, Gondigams, Russilina, Eteles, Palenhold, Ereena, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Asintion, Anne Hathaway, Jefatin, Hohenzollern Empire-Kingdom of America, Quentiam Viventem, and Lorigia.

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