The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 47.693 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,939 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,113 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, Big Tex can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 61,279^th in the world and 29^th in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,258.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.