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The Empire of NeXxion


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder



Population7.577 billion

LeaderKing Garret
Faithorder of Nine Angles


The Empire of NeXxion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Garret with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.577 billion NeXxionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NeXxionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,807 trillion Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 370,563 Bloods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,330,447 per year while the poor average 73,948, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeXxion's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is order of Nine Angles.

NeXxion is ranked 18,590th in the world and 189th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 844.4830011972 Days.

Largest Retail Industry: 232ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 268thLargest Publishing Industry: 396thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 894thHighest Average Incomes: 897thLargest Black Market: 1,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,128thRudest Citizens: 1,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,192ndMost Cultured: 1,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,394thMost Armed: 1,651stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,014thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,288thSmartest Citizens: 3,119thMost Developed: 3,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,939thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,028thMost Devout: 4,127thHighest Economic Output: 4,291stLargest Governments: 5,067thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,746thLowest Crime Rates: 7,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,627thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,691stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,865thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,721st
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Developed: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237th in the regionLargest Governments: 258th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 296th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 456th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 491st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 511th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : NeXxion was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : NeXxion was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, the clergy of order of Nine Angles remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in NeXxion, many friends and relatives of King Garret have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.


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