The Republic of Nezali is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 371 million Nezilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluebell city. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nezalian economy, worth 17.2 trillion Këts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,469 Këts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Nezalian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nezali's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nezali is ranked 282,130^th in the world and 92^nd in Ridgefield for Nudest, with 38.75 cheeks per square mile.