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The Egoist Union of Ni Hon

“You're getting nuked and you're gonna like it, b-baka!” Maxine Stirner-Chan

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Ni Hon

Population8.899 billion

CapitalMy …go
LeaderMaxine Stirner-Chan
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGolden Property
AnimalSugar Glider

The Egoist Union of Ni Hon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maxine Stirner-Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.899 billion √goists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My …go. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Golden Properties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 147,765 Golden Properties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, political activists are routinely executed, artists are pillars of society, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Sugar Glider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ni Hon is ranked 20,271st in the world and 314th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 689.2420588848 Days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 900thMost Efficient Economies: 960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,210thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,452ndMost Influential: 2,697thMost Pacifist: 2,702ndMost Developed: 3,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,190thLargest Governments: 3,257thBest Weather: 3,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,110thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,162ndMost Authoritarian: 4,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,279thSmartest Citizens: 6,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,649thTop
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Most Secular: 8,255thMost Income Equality: 9,322ndMost Cultured: 9,730thHighest Economic Output: 10,447thMost Extreme: 12,126thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,807thMost Conservative: 14,266thHealthiest Citizens: 14,749thSafest: 15,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,498th
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Most Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 117th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionBest Weather: 177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Income Equality: 197th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionMost Extreme: 234th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 262nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Stationary: 314th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 385th in the regionMost Secular: 430th in the regionMost Conservative: 517th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Ni Hon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.

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