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The Unique Union of Ni Hon

“Google Bookchin” Max Stirner

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus


Ni Hon

Population10.712 billion

CapitalMy Ego
LeaderMax Stirner
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGolden Property

The Unique Union of Ni Hon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Max Stirner with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.712 billion Egoists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Ego. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 1,602 trillion Golden Properties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 149,571 Golden Properties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends millions of Golden Properties every year prosecuting spammers, astronomers are flocking to Ni Hon to take advantage of its clear night skies, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Ego, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ni Hon is ranked 13,571st in the world and 779th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 149,571.41 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,969thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,376thBest Weather: 2,457thMost Influential: 2,496thLargest Governments: 2,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,889thMost Developed: 3,340thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,901stMost Efficient Economies: 3,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,685thMost Pacifist: 4,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,288thMost Authoritarian: 5,363rdSmartest Citizens: 6,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,282ndSafest: 9,563rdMost Cultured: 9,747thHighest Economic Output: 9,762ndTop
Most Income Equality: 10,481stHealthiest Citizens: 12,106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,158thHighest Average Incomes: 13,571stMost Conservative: 14,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,609thMost Devout: 15,711thMost Stationary: 17,007thMost Extreme: 17,418th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 124th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 244th in the regionMost Extreme: 250th in the regionMost Income Equality: 252nd in the regionMost Stationary: 256th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 383rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 451st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 477th in the regionMost Conservative: 504th in the regionSafest: 528th in the regionMost Cultured: 546th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 700th in the regionMost Devout: 700th in the region

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