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The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain

“Long Live the Empire” Nicholas

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population7.41 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderNicholas
FaithAtheism

CurrencyNichoPounds
AnimalLion

The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.41 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,919 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the police double as repo men, it is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done, and Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,656th in the world and 155th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 779thMost Valuable International Artwork: 828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 923rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,593rdMost Patriotic: 1,734thMost Secular: 1,747thLargest Black Market: 2,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,297thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,540thHighest Average Incomes: 3,766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,733rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,462ndMost Authoritarian: 5,682ndMost Conservative: 6,015thLowest Crime Rates: 6,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,552ndLargest Governments: 11,753rdHighest Economic Output: 11,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,069thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,821stMost Influential: 25,005thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 30,080thMost Extreme: 30,150th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 127th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Conservative: 157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionMost Extreme: 214th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 391st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 536th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 552nd in the regionMost Stationary: 584th in the region

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