Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 7.41 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Nicholas |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | NichoPounds |
Animal | Lion |
The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.41 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,919 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the police double as repo men, it is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done, and Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,656th in the world and 155th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nicholas and Great Britain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Extreme.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, it is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.