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The Vote for Local Councillor of Nicholas and Great Britain

“Operantur in mundo adunare!” Nicholas

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: the South Pacific


Nicholas and Great Britain

Population1.605 billion



The Vote for Local Councillor of Nicholas and Great Britain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.605 billion Nicholas and Great Britishes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The thriving Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 360 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,682 NichoPounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, colonial subjects have Nicholas and Great British culture shoved down their throats, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 118,439th in the world and 3,765th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 330.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 797thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 802ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,733rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,966thMost Secular: 2,001stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,369thMost Avoided: 3,480thMost Conservative: 3,829thHighest Average Incomes: 4,862ndLargest Black Market: 5,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,558thMost Authoritarian: 5,596thLowest Crime Rates: 8,993rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,293rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,092ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,311thLargest Governments: 15,308thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,135thMost Extreme: 20,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,557th
Most Patriotic: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 72nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionMost Avoided: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionMost Conservative: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 221st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 259th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 281st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 296th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 431st in the regionLargest Governments: 447th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 483rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 590th in the region

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