The Republic of Nickyuwu 83 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.4 billion Nickyuwu 83ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The all-consuming Nickyuwu 83ian economy, worth 129 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,700 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,217 per year while the poor average 12,759, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nickyuwu 83's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nickyuwu 83 is ranked 277,922^nd in the world and 2,668^th in Danish Wonderland for Most Secular, with 10.7 Atheism Rate.