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The Entente of Nido

“NO, it could have feelings” The Magister Officiorum

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Akersetra

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Nido

Population9.939 billion

CapitalNido
LeaderThe Magister Officiorum

CurrencyRiksdaler
AnimalAlbino Elk

The Entente of Nido is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Magister Officiorum with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.939 billion Nidoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nido. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nidoan economy, worth 618 trillion Riksdalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,255 Riksdalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Matriarchy has replaced patriarchy in all spheres of life, Nido has designated Nido as its capital city, Albino Elks with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and The Magister Officiorum has just been declared ruler of Nido in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nido's national animal is the Albino Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nido is ranked 3,741st in the world and 1st in Akersetra for Nudest, with 1,203.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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5%
Nudest: 3,741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,817thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 11,904thMost Authoritarian: 12,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,884th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Nido was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Nido was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nido was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nido's influence in Akersetra rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

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