The Kingdom of Niean is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 229 million Nieanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nieanian economy, worth 12.2 trillion Flars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,283 Flars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the government funds large training centres to turn Cats into functioning members of society, Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Niean, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is almost non-existent. Niean's national animal is the Cat.

Niean is ranked 153,698^th in the world and 1,145^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,283.47 Standard Monetary Units.