The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.809 billion Nilrahrarfanese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 7,217 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 405,294 Mark-Litecoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Protestors are soaking piles of Mark-Litecoins in blood to make a point about government incomes, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, Nilrahrarfan has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.

Nilrahrarfan is ranked 340,949^th in the world and 1^st in YTrojan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.24 law-abiding acts per hour.