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The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya

“Join the North Pacific Army!” General Nim

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.792 billion

LeaderGeneral Nim
FaithCult of Nim

Currencypotato peel

The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.792 billion Nimaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 202 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,489 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 216,589th in the world and 8,872nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 13.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 946thNudest: 2,120thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,775thMost Influential: 6,471stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,772ndMost Pacifist: 11,042ndTop
Best Weather: 12,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,454thMost Cultured: 12,647thMost Authoritarian: 13,524thNicest Citizens: 13,594thMost Devout: 14,144thLowest Crime Rates: 14,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,705thMost Inclusive: 15,814thHealthiest Citizens: 17,157thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,761stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,978thLargest Governments: 21,342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,276th
Nudest: 66th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 465th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 545th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 611th in the regionMost Devout: 617th in the regionMost Cultured: 638th in the regionMost Pacifist: 650th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 659th in the regionBest Weather: 704th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 764th in the regionNicest Citizens: 774th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 828th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 843rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 895th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 902nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 923rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 940th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 991st in the region

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