Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: Tojo Clan
Population | 525 million |
Currency | yen |
Animal | koi |
The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Nishikiyama Family is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 525 million yakuza are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.
The thriving yakuza economy, worth 40.8 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,653 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,217 per year while the poor average 21,205, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Priests are being drafted by the church load, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nishikiyama Family City Times is sold out, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and heavily subsidised yakuza baskets litter the streets of Tojo Clan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nishikiyama Family's national animal is the koi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Nishikiyama Family is ranked 134,836th in the world and 9th in Tojo Clan for Most Primitive, scoring -39.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, heavily subsidised yakuza baskets litter the streets of Tojo Clan.
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nishikiyama Family City Times is sold out.
- : Nishikiyama Family was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, priests are being drafted by the church load.
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, most pop videos prominently feature the yakuza flag.
- : Nishikiyama Family changed its national nation type to "Tojo Clan Subsidiary".
- : Nishikiyama Family was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
- : Following new legislation in Nishikiyama Family, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.