Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
The Principality of Nitriansko is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pribina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.109 billion Nitrianskoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Nitrianskoan economy, worth 409 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,807 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,640 per year while the poor average 37,159, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nitriansko's national animal is the Brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nitriansko is ranked 343,797th in the world and 5,399th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nitriansko, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
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Nitriansko, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
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Nitriansko, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in
Nitriansko, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
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Nitriansko, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
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Nitriansko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
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Nitriansko, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
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Nitriansko, the Nitrianskoan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
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Nitriansko, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Nitriansko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.