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The Principality of Nitriansko

“Truth prevails!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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Nitriansko

Population3.109 billion

CapitalNitra
LeaderPribina

Currencyeuro
AnimalBrown bear

The Principality of Nitriansko is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pribina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.109 billion Nitrianskoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nitra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nitrianskoan economy, worth 409 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,807 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,640 per year while the poor average 37,159, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nitriansko's national animal is the Brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nitriansko is ranked 343,797th in the world and 5,399th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 544thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,643rdRudest Citizens: 5,413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,554thHealthiest Citizens: 6,539thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,526thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,453rdNicest Citizens: 11,631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,561stHighest Food Quality: 12,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,141stMost Devout: 14,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,646thLargest Black Market: 15,215thMost Cultured: 15,862ndMost Developed: 17,170thTop
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Best Weather: 17,408thMost Inclusive: 18,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,284thLargest Governments: 22,451stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,214thSmartest Citizens: 30,308th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionMost Devout: 250th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 254th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionNicest Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 373rd in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the regionBest Weather: 463rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 514th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
  • : Nitriansko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, the Nitrianskoan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Nitriansko, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Nitriansko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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