The State of NJ is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.894 billion Jerseyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving NJian economy, worth 809 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 40,696 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 114,878 per year while the poor average 11,540, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, NJ has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of NJ in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NJ's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

NJ is ranked 259,761^st in the world and 139^th in Omega Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.53 law-abiding acts per hour.