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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country

Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Noahs Second Country

Population15.287 billion

Capitalsecond best capital city
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.287 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of second best capital city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 6,602 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,879 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,013,583 per year while the poor average 4,288, a ratio of 935 to 1.

The nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,509th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 100 on the Rand Index.

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Most Extreme: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5thRudest Citizens: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 80thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84thMost Armed: 93rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thHighest Drug Use: 97thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 122ndMost Avoided: 124thFattest Citizens: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 256thMost Rebellious Youth: 289thLargest Retail Industry: 301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 456thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 805thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,070thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,130thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,209thMost Efficient Economies: 1,380thMost Politically Free: 1,483rdMost Pro-Market: 1,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,519thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,552ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,641stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,758thHighest Economic Output: 1,990thMost Secular: 2,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,479thMost Cultured: 2,583rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,734thSmartest Citizens: 2,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,939thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,097thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,898thMost Inclusive: 6,985thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,887thMost Influential: 13,436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,134thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,051stNudest: 15,064thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,680thLargest Governments: 19,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,475thLargest Populations: 25,566thLargest Black Market: 26,586th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionNudest: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 377th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionLargest Black Market: 387th in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 482nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, violence is always the answer in Noahs Second Country.

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