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The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country

“Our second motto” Second Best Leader

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Noahs Second Country

Population5.429 billion

CapitalSecond Best City
LeaderSecond Best Leader

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.429 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 268,937 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,084,002 per year while the poor average 9,068, a ratio of 229 to 1.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Noahs Second Country, and Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 151,158th in the world and 7,405th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -43.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156thHighest Crime Rates: 174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215thMost Armed: 223rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245thFattest Citizens: 340thLargest Gambling Industry: 376thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 400thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 401stLargest Retail Industry: 510thMost Avoided: 519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 566thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 658thHighest Disposable Incomes: 854thMost Influential: 917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,001stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,393rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,082ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,207thHighest Average Incomes: 2,310thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,647thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,542ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,827thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,366thMost Extreme: 5,636thMost Pro-Market: 5,890thMost Politically Free: 5,987thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,009thNudest: 6,080thMost Efficient Economies: 6,332ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,999thMost Cultured: 12,649thMost Secular: 13,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,305thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,754th
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Politically Free: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionNudest: 182nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 451st in the regionMost Cultured: 647th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 679th in the regionMost Secular: 707th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 732nd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 365 » Destructive Government Endorsing System, Alunya, Shibutani, Cors Evia, Angwayster, Amerian States, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Siwale, 2 and 2 is Fish, Ecronentia, Bananoonza, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Cobrakia, British Pacific Islands, Analomink, Enworbia, Arimbia, Alice Gardens, Drusselstein, Blackphir, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Chukstik Illahi, Azzarel, Antiyard, Breduria, Dicko, East Wushen, Atain, Beta Centauri B3, Territorio di Nessuno, Jasminlandia, Black Templares, Fayyayid, Babacar, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Central Ryal, Trillius, Altivia, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Aeviternus, Sunto, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Choistan, and 315 others.Acrabinnia, Egalico, Prydania, North Bratislava, Arzenoa, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Bananaaaaa, Free Culture, Detrivania, Notyoutopia, Dillhole Land, Spartoptia, Faustonia, Dreadton, David Davidson, Brettenia, Frances Francis the First of France, Dopeland420, Ausnakulia, Esplandia, French Bananastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Sil Dorsett, Camarthen, Eslua, Torakuen, Aldros, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, Bonjoura, Heken, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Loutsland, New Caeitanordia, Cinnibar, Longsword01, Holy Oranz, Eylstadt Izetta, Agharya, Itallitopia, Lower Nubia, JAOECW536, Gilakistan, Montarc, Lnua, Moisus, GreFrada, Habanan, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Naurasium, Indiana Hoosier nation, Lanorth, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Dar es Saalam, Ischyri Thelis, Axstahl, Minuda, La Mudita, Hileville, Kuda1, Daiz, Kubrostavsria, Bojacks and Jills, Changjo, Illichiana, Moose repupblic, Manticore utopia, Napnomadia, Q w e r t y, Kolorland, Get Away From Me, Lamuell, Calamazo, Yugobatania, Sinelona, New Pruessen, Zokk, Necromonia, Marmiedon, Humptalumpta, Kanlidia, Zumlandia, Holy Marcus Empire, Western Vapia, New us ville, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Sinclarian Provinces, Of Many, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kuveria, The Discipled, Sunaiya, ZimRobwe, Orenmark, Surikatia, Rkainjel, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Island States of Skelldia, Yaorozu, Joodey, Warsaw-Halicz, Tianqing, Orven, Pinguioris, Partax, The Seven Shed Skins, Soviet Terran, Virillum, Saturns Edge, Lemonbiscuits, Planes, United States of Medford, The English Alliance, Sheldanada, Yemet, Magorostan, Storland, Oktavio, Scrubbertalia, PembrokeLand, Pradovnia, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, United States of Americanas, Old Emporia, Vincone Cae, Northern Glory, Moanapo, New Bremerton, Plangainer, Iudaeah, Scouria, The Windmilluminati, Pleroma Sans Romans, Republic of Naya, Pomur, The Most Freedom Ever, Kalatona, The Iron Lions, Republic of New Atlantis, Marijuana Haven, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Renzic, Valhalla123, Kelvaros Prime, Helix Labs, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Aeolist, Unsophisticate, Maroon Peak, Vexilia, Supercarriers, Phoronu, Ibiscaton, Rydeum, Ice and Tinian, LostLegion, Anna Airters, Kalimora Aire, Lomjia, Phualand, SirHardHead, New Eleria, Yukti, Saint Alaric, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Thoven, SORT, San Xavier, Scrisix, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, WhyNotRepublic, Former English Colony, Outer Egorniand, Musselshell, The AP Republic, Free Azzaca, Cairnben, Fizban, Selfgradatude, Dadastan Archipelago, Islessallend, Nuova Belgica, Elder Realms, Potatolandium, Viridiann, PlanetPunk, Tarr-Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Sile Maungistan, Nordic-British Union, Panama Coalition, Venezuelia, Zupla, Aroa, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Pauliestien, The West United States, Votak Matim, Ejhsa, Yummy Blubber, Neo Colorado, Federation Terra Australis, Luciferian666, Elianzonia, Shadowrik, Marxist Luxembourg, Spunkland, Solmetria, Mount Timbers, Orado, Experra, Sacrento, Novaray, Staniel, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, NationTownState, Dylanana, Felpolandia, New Phyrreus, Test for a new hope, Mercandia, New Dele, Karazan, Willisonvilledaleton, United Kahndaq, Elgaland-Vargaland, Palisede, Narwhal, The Bloodline of the Angels, Dawn Guard, Spodexia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Willifusland, War Peace 123, Mesherica, Austurasia, AGoodPlace, Dorgus, Zankioa, Kokomo Island, Neo Hungarica, Ara Antrizuls, Elestrum, North Altatude, North Armatas, Antityranicals, Wineclaw, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Walist, Abject Ludicrosity, Ikea Rike, Maott, Revolutionary Sealand, Beta Cyndriel, Guer Aike, Odrinia, Constantinolia, Haor Chall, Keelut, Xentherida, Pasargad, VNA, Manushia, Lunallian, Jefffliu, Kulgatha, Aratani, Makersaulache, Arquan, Foraldn, Amauri, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Steraz, Debussy, Wisconsota, Bearical, Heminaw, Runeda, Utopicican, Princely Irbis, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Concordare, Cuyan, New Flos, Dramanian, The Holy Sun, Nouvelle Libertalia, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Quebekistand, Amaganset, McMasterdonia, General COE, Tsandonown, Frie Annium, Delmak, Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, The Notorious Mad Jack, Great Robertia, and Ponantine.

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