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The Second Best Fire Pit of Noahs Second Country

“🥈” Noah

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


Noahs Second Country

Population7.379 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best Fire Pit of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.379 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 323,534 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,002,339 per year while the poor average 3,268, a ratio of 918 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by second best citizens, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Noah. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,961st in the world and 12th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 97.67 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 8thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35thRudest Citizens: 43rdHighest Crime Rates: 108thMost Influential: 132ndMost Armed: 148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 157thFattest Citizens: 207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 224thLargest Retail Industry: 239thLargest Gambling Industry: 270thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 289thMost Avoided: 305thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395thHighest Disposable Incomes: 524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 587thMost Rebellious Youth: 735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,196thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,213thHighest Average Incomes: 1,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,677thMost Pro-Market: 1,961stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,469thHighest Drug Use: 2,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,462ndHighest Economic Output: 5,831stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,004thMost Cultured: 8,063rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,821stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,104thMost Secular: 11,166thMost Politically Free: 11,384thMost Extreme: 12,938thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,979thLargest Black Market: 15,049thSmartest Citizens: 15,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,086th
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Politically Free: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionMost Extreme: 184th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 279th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 401st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 537th in the regionMost Secular: 611th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 615th in the regionLargest Populations: 692nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 778th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 803rd in the region

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