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The Second Best of Noahs Second Country

Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320

“#2 on NationStates” Noah

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


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Noahs Second Country

Population7.829 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.829 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 330,317 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million second best currencies of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 132nd in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 37,971.76 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 8thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34thRudest Citizens: 43rdHighest Crime Rates: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132ndMost Influential: 140thMost Armed: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152ndFattest Citizens: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 220thMost Avoided: 275thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 295thLargest Gambling Industry: 311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 482ndMost Rebellious Youth: 635thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,206thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,340thHighest Average Incomes: 1,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,585thLargest Mining Sector: 1,598thHighest Drug Use: 1,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,909thMost Politically Free: 2,210thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,407thMost Efficient Economies: 2,468thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,380thHighest Economic Output: 5,409thMost Cultured: 6,603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,183rdMost Secular: 10,397thSmartest Citizens: 10,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,129thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,241stLargest Black Market: 16,193rdMost Pro-Market: 16,545thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,578thMost Extreme: 17,761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,199th
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 273rd in the regionMost Extreme: 299th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 305th in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 536th in the regionMost Secular: 542nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 547th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 762nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 827th in the regionMost Stationary: 980th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 997th in the region

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