“Our second motto” Second Best Leader
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
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The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.429 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 268,937 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,084,002 per year while the poor average 9,068, a ratio of 229 to 1.
Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Noahs Second Country, and Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Republic of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Monarchy of Guslantis.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Delmak.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Kingdom of Frie Annium.
- : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
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