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The Kingdom of Noire Denholm

“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Noire Denholm

Population6.525 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.525 billion Noire Denholmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Skuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,677 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, serial killers are the country's biggest import, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 221,887th in the world and 8,437th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20.57 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 950thMost Influential: 1,161stBest Weather: 1,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,108thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,018thMost Devout: 3,092ndMost Inclusive: 3,728thMost Cultured: 3,860thMost Efficient Economies: 3,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,022ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,519thLowest Crime Rates: 4,704thMost Developed: 4,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,872ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,048thLargest Governments: 5,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,740thSmartest Citizens: 6,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,388thHighest Average Incomes: 7,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,909thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,272ndHighest Economic Output: 13,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,271stMost Stationary: 15,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,103rdHighest Drug Use: 19,945th
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Best Weather: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 136th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 195th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 239th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 280th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 390th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 392nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 435th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 604th in the regionNudest: 691st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 758th in the region

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