“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
|Leader||The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn|
|Faith||The Dark Cult of Bothughachau|
|Animal||Great Mock Lynx|
The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.301 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth 790 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,779 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Noire Denholmian Liberator", tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noire Denholm endorsed The Federal Republic of Kopashu.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Kopashu.
- : Following new legislation in Noire Denholm, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Noire Denholm endorsed The Holy United Socialist States of Ufask.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Holy United Socialist States of Ufask.
- : Following new legislation in Noire Denholm, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Noire Denholm, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Noire Denholmian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Noire Denholm, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Noire Denholm, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
- : Noire Denholm endorsed The Empire of Kindfled.
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