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The United Nations of Nokias

“All united under one Nokia” Steffe Löfven

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Nokias

Population2.417 billion

CapitalNokia City
LeaderSteffe Löfven
FaithNokianism

CurrencyNokian Dollar
AnimalGrey Nokia

The United Nations of Nokias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steffe Löfven with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.417 billion Nokians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokia City. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Nokian economy, worth 278 trillion Nokian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,301 Nokian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, hospitals in Nokias are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Nokians, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nokias's radio stations, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokias's national animal is the Grey Nokia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nokianism.

Nokias is ranked 8,545th in the world and 467th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 142.4 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,007thMost Influential: 1,450thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,080thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,149thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,886thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,019thNicest Citizens: 8,421stMost Pacifist: 8,545thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,174thBest Weather: 9,859thMost Developed: 11,395thSafest: 11,851stMost Inclusive: 12,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,127thHealthiest Citizens: 15,316th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 288th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 422nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 425th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Pacifist: 467th in the regionNicest Citizens: 469th in the regionBest Weather: 539th in the regionMost Influential: 578th in the regionSafest: 610th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 625th in the regionMost Developed: 636th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 660th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 687th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the regionMost Inclusive: 699th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 738th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 768th in the region

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