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The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of Nolaerie

“A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers” Uncle Earl

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Louisiana

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Nolaerie

Population44.192 billion

CapitalNew Orleans
LeaderUncle Earl
FaithBokononism

Currencypicayune
Animalgraceful mercia

The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.192 billion Louisianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nolaeriean economy, worth 269 trillion picayunes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,097 picayunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, students cut up leftover picayunes during Arts and Crafts, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Nolaerie is ranked 10,764th in the world and 4th in Louisiana for Most Stationary, with 2,252.86486372112 days.

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Largest Populations: 445thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,328thHighest Crime Rates: 1,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,569thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,504thNicest Citizens: 8,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,276thSmartest Citizens: 8,909thMost Pacifist: 8,995thMost Stationary: 10,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,758thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,777thMost Cultured: 17,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,639thHighest Food Quality: 23,147thMost Politically Free: 25,107thBest Weather: 25,441stLargest Black Market: 29,135th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolaerie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Serovski Mir 2022".
  • : Nolaerie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".
  • : Nolaerie lost WA Delegate status in Louisiana.
  • : Nolaerie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sophisticated Investors Protocol"".
  • : Nolaerie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On the supremacy of the Potato"".
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Nolaerie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
  • : Nolaerie approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
  • : Nolaerie was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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Endorsements Received: None.

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