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The Republic of Noldoria

“It is our weaknesses that make us strong”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Middle Earth



Population9.564 billion

CapitalNew Gondolin


The Republic of Noldoria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.564 billion Noldor hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gondolin. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Noldorin economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,401 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, anti-government web sites are springing up, conspiracy theorists allege New Gondolin's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime is totally unknown. Noldoria's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noldoria is ranked 26,009th in the world and 14th in Middle Earth for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.59 Years.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,113thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,492ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,874thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,164thHighest Economic Output: 11,457thMost Influential: 12,976thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,850th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the region

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