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The Normal Human Nation of Non-Raptors

“We are definitely not raptors, just look at our flag.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus



Population6.179 billion

CurrencyHuman Dollar

The Normal Human Nation of Non-Raptors is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.179 billion Non-Raptorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The strong Non-Raptorsian economy, worth 493 trillion Human Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,858 Human Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', Non-Raptorsians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Non-Raptors's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Non-Raptors is ranked 135,955th in the world and 5,634th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,321stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,661stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,751stMost Secular: 6,110thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,515thMost Cultured: 10,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,034thHealthiest Citizens: 14,288thNudest: 14,460thSmartest Citizens: 14,948th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 138th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 314th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 635th in the regionNudest: 637th in the region

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