The Monarchy of NonDemocratic Piracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain jack sparrow with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.656 billion Pirates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortuga Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NonDemocratic Piracyian economy, worth 208 trillion Dubloons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,955 Dubloons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,916 per year while the poor average 10,527, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, the Tortuga Bay Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NonDemocratic Piracy's national animal is the Mermaid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The cult of piracy.

NonDemocratic Piracy is ranked 167,411^th in the world and 132^nd in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,357.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.