The Kingdom of NorAdistria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ashevy Nimeli with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.347 billion NorAdistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asificeria. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NorAdistrian economy, worth 574 trillion Seibiarts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,487 Seibiarts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and Ashevy Nimeli is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime is totally unknown. NorAdistria's national animal is the Conejo De las Nieves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorAdistria is ranked 37,535^th in the world and 5^th in CoCoPa for Safest, scoring 106.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.