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The Disputed Territories of Nordafrik Conclaves

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: the South Pacific


Nordafrik Conclaves

Population2.56 billion



The Disputed Territories of Nordafrik Conclaves is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.56 billion NordafrikšŠns are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akachi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordafrik Conclavesian economy, worth 525 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,234 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,487 per year while the poor average 26,547, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nordafrik Conclaves's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nordafrik Conclaves is ranked 25,912th in the world and 806th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 75 on the Rand Index.

Rudest Citizens: 365thLargest Retail Industry: 860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,726thMost Influential: 1,924thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,390thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,864thMost Efficient Economies: 2,925thHighest Crime Rates: 3,137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,248thFattest Citizens: 3,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,416thMost Armed: 3,505thMost Devout: 4,262ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,315thHighest Average Incomes: 5,860thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,260thSmartest Citizens: 7,851stMost Cultured: 8,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,795thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,377thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,239thLargest Governments: 14,468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,460thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,128th
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 222nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 296th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 379th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 386th in the regionLargest Governments: 389th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 485th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 515th in the regionLargest Black Market: 537th in the regionNudest: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 708th in the regionMost Stationary: 745th in the regionMost Inclusive: 778th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Nordafrik Conclaves voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, anyone interested in the stock market is investigated.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Drystar, Si-topia, Erinor, Saciu, Tsunamy, Barabarom, Wehraboos, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Xandev, Kiasu-ism, The Filippinas, Aidenfieeld, Dasko, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jehenna, Volaworand, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Aumeltopia, The Solar System Scope, New Juan Carlos Land, USNE2018, Amerion, Kringalia, Qvait, Phanama, PenguinPies, Beepee, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jennaterra, Aurcania, New Briantown, Land Without Shrimp, Sedunn, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Tilipria, Abarri, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Realms of Madness, The naked people, and 80 others.Crystal Creation, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, Nueva Alta California, Cuuldere, Bleakfoot, Bizzie, Isles of Creckero, Curlyhoward, Steampunk Engineers, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Votri, Eggraria, North Kanuckistan, Hutington, Corgitopiaa, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Holy Free, Sau Man Frescher, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Utondara, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Eskvenn, Charloa, Omiri, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Tridem, Elan Sleazebaganno, Merevane, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Escanval, Starsight, Shefino, The Worst army of, Auphelia, NganXuan, Oncarra, Matak Tribes, Royaltica, LadyRebels, Laamiva, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Well F, Rhetiaa, Kervanosia, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Sandaoguo, Ovkianos, Briteannia, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Kedjens, Farelonia, Midand, Concrete Slab, Nookington, Weburya, Andinla, Tioloman, Catillos, B H A R A T, and White Bananistan.

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