The United Dragon Kingdom of Norgad is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Duncan McWyvern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.99 billion Norgadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon City. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norgadian economy, worth 626 trillion Gold Norgars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,912 Gold Norgars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, everybody's got wood thanks to Duncan McWyvern, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norgad's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Non-denominational status.

Norgad is ranked 21,961^st in the world and 624^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 156,912.79 Standard Monetary Units.