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The Un-Excommunicated Nation of NorgiestoileckylockJ

“Id rather die standing up than to live kneeling.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: South Pacific



Population4.3 billion

LeaderCamden Richard


The Un-Excommunicated Nation of NorgiestoileckylockJ is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Camden Richard with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.3 billion Norgs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jockdylilyrewd. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norgian economy, worth 723 trillion falrens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,204 falrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Camden Richard's bedroom, putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NorgiestoileckylockJ's national animal is the hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NorgiestoileckylockJ is ranked 88,220th in the world and 67th in South Pacific for Nudest, with 145 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 369thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,512thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,470thMost Cultured: 5,018thMost Efficient Economies: 5,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,778thRudest Citizens: 6,685thMost Influential: 7,106thLargest Black Market: 8,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,642ndMost Developed: 8,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,880thHighest Average Incomes: 10,099thHealthiest Citizens: 10,500thSmartest Citizens: 10,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,830thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,885thLargest Governments: 11,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,305thBest Weather: 13,780thMost Inclusive: 14,871stNicest Citizens: 15,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,653rdMost Devout: 19,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,712thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,750th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the region

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