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The Noristoniaka of Noristoniaka

“Tuli lahti n mari, mnœ tuliijeem naši tulii”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Europe



Population3.767 billion

LeaderÃvaan ZemätsžlovÿÄ
FaithRussian Orthodoxy


The Noristoniaka of Noristoniaka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ãvaan ZemätsžlovÃ¿Ä with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.767 billion Karjaži enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažävodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 701 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,301 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 270,961st in the world and 1,070th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 506thMost Inclusive: 1,675thHighest Food Quality: 2,291stMost Cultured: 2,599thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,807thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,832ndNicest Citizens: 2,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,890thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,946thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,990thLargest Governments: 4,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,477thMost Pacifist: 4,819thMost Developed: 5,046thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,397thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,425thLowest Crime Rates: 5,555thSmartest Citizens: 5,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,816thMost Efficient Economies: 8,099thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,312thHighest Average Incomes: 9,171stHealthiest Citizens: 9,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,555thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,402ndBest Weather: 17,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,181stMost Patriotic: 25,476th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Noristoniaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, cars are banned.
  • : Noristoniaka was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, Noristoniaka's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Noristoniaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.


World Assembly

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