The Noristoniaka of Noristoniaka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ãvaan ZemätsžlovÃ¿Ä with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.767 billion Karjaži enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažävodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 701 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,301 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 270,961^st in the world and 1,070^th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.