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The Constitutional Monarchy of Norjis

“Wish the World Away”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific

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Norjis

Population2.02 billion

CapitalCentral Norska
LeaderSøren
Faiththe Dark Eyes

Currencymuns
Animalsnow

The Constitutional Monarchy of Norjis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Søren with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.02 billion Nors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Norska. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norjisian economy, worth 190 trillion muns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,412 muns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Norjisian as 'your finger, you fool', there's a politician called Male Infant Savage, Søren's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norjis's national animal is the snow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Dark Eyes.

Norjis is ranked 24,267th in the world and 929th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 115.53 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,742ndMost Secular: 2,785thMost Influential: 3,039thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,071stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,664thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,428thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,746thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,496thMost Developed: 9,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,794thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,403rdMost Income Equality: 12,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,950thBest Weather: 13,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,689thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,121stMost Inclusive: 14,159thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,639thMost Efficient Economies: 15,490th
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Most Secular: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionNicest Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 253rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 300th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionMost Inclusive: 393rd in the regionBest Weather: 394th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 420th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 465th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 489th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionMost Income Equality: 548th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 593rd in the regionLargest Governments: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Norjis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, Søren's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, there's a politician called Male Infant Kimmel.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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