The Abnormally Normal Republic of Normallandia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Average Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 903 million Normallandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Standardia. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Normallandian economy, worth 81.1 trillion Normal Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,820 Normal Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Normallandia's national animal is the Yellow Tipped Normadog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Normallandia is ranked 221,385^th in the world and 9,073^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.